HOST: Why, of all the stars we have, did you decide to become a fan of (name of female star)?
Fan: Because I idolize her since childbirth!
(Yours?or hers?)
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Host: How beautiful did your best friend (name of star) look at her wedding?
Guest: So beautiful ? para siyang wedding gown na naglalakad!
(That beautiful, huh?)
Good future
Host: What should a teacher do to guide students to a good future?
Guest: Dapat, we should guide them para ma-realize nila ang tamang mali!
(Hey, that?s quite a trick!)
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Host: What kind of actor do you want to be?
Guest: Comedian.
Host: What kind of comedy?
Guest: Stand-in comedy!
(Which comedy star do you wish to stand in for?)
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Host: Do you think the government contract was legal?
Guest: In my opinion, how it was done, para namang properly with the right connections.
(Ano daw?)
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Host: If you were the one accused, would you plead guilty?
Guest: Since I?m not the one, I think that?s a hypotesticle question!
(Absolutely no comment!)
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Host: Do you think stress can push a desperate person to acts of violence?
Guest: Of course, it can.
Host: Why of course?
Guest: Because stress can affect what you call the psychological ice pick ng tao.
(Ice pick? ?Violent talaga!)
Potential
Host: What do you think of (name of new star), his potential?
Guest: I?m sure he will go a long places!
(He?s that good, huh?)
***
Host: What did you do on your birthday?
Guest: I went to an exclusive beach resort with my family.
Host: Did you go inside the water?
(Would you like to rephrase your question?please?)
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Host: Congratulations on your victory. Do you want to thank anybody?
Guest: Yes, I?d like to thank you the judges!
(Oh, never mind!)
