Lunes, Enero 9, 2012

Miss Gay!

Question and Answer:

Host: Are you tense?

Candidate: No. I am one only.

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Host: Kung ikaw ay isang bagay ano ka?

Candidate: Bagay po ako magbantay ng mga bata.

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Host: What is the most important part of your body?

Candidate: The most important part of my body is my neck. Why? Because it holds my head which will wear the crown tonight.

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Host: If you will be born again as an animal what would you like to be?

Candidate: I would like to be an amphibian. Why? Because they are very versatile, they can live both in land and in water.

Host: Can you give an example of an amphibian.

Candidate: ( Mabilis ang sagot ) A frog!!!...sabay malakas na clap from the audience.

Host: Give me another one…

Candidate: ( Napag- isip ng ilang seconds..) Another frog?

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Host: How do you visualize yourself 10 years from now?

Candidate: I am always hoping for the best. One thing I am sure of though is that I will be 28 years old by that time.

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Ito naman ang sinabi ng isang candidate ng hindi ma gets ang question ng isang judge.


“Can you please repeating because I can not hearing.”